peggys-magic-sex-feet:


one of us is gonna have to change

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

"Why is lipstick slanted when bought, while lip balm is flat?"

Having an angled tip allows the users hand to be placed beneath the lips for more visibility. If it wasn’t angled and it was applied flat, you’d have to peer around your fist.

/u/fatfuckingporo

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impactprincess:


fintonmusic:

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

I’m crying

Omgomg

impactprincess:

fintonmusic:

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

I’m crying

Omgomg

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

unf-hans:

imbringingyou:

Hans sings “Love is an Open Door” to Hans (x(◠‿◠✿)

My god

catbountry:


Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

#cat

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

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