writing-myself-sane:

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

so-glad-were-neighbors:

baebees:

bae-cement:

Things I want:
1. Sex
2. A taco
3. Sleep

Things I want:

  1. A Little bit of monica in my life
  2. a little bit of erica by my side
  3. a little bit of rita is all i need
  4. a little bit of tina is what i see
  5. a little bit of sandra in the sun
  6. a little bit of mary all night long
  7. a little bit of jessica here i am

Things I don’t want:

  1. Another pretty face
  2. Just anyone to hold
  3. My love to go to waste

Things I want: 

  1. You
  2. Your Beautiful Soul
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oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

vatican-cameos-sweetie:

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

vatican-cameos-sweetie:

piratesofthecaribbean:

Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

mind-body-wellness:

beerandbeardsforme:

alltheselittlevoices:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

Holy shit

This fucked me up

Why Doctor Oswald you are hilarious.

tastefullyoffensive:


This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH

beheadtheprophet:

twingeneticist:

THERES
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ONLY
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116
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SAND
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CATS
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LEFT
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ON
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EARTH
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less humans more sand cats 

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

i describe my dream girl as really really vague.