memeguy-com:

Cats are like little superheroes

memeguy-com:

Cats are like little superheroes

#cat

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

4 days ago - via pizza - org rewarn

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

tyleroakley:

another day, another moment where I can’t not reblog this

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

Track Title: Allstar City

Artist: M83 / Smash Mouth

silvermender:

voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

shrek is love 

notebelow:

Two of my favourite things together as they should be!

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

meanplastic:

me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

lepreas:

once a slayer, always a slayer

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus